Rebecca (218675)

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I’m good vibes. I’ve done comedy. I can act/have and I have been on bbc three stuff. I’m easily googleable look it up. I was a resident comedian at UCB East for their month highlighting a comedian in New York. I’ve been on so many podcasts. I’m a Second City improv comedy graduate. I have a really nice speaking voice. I am the unthreatening kind of pretty. I’m palatable white brunette. I’m documenting my drumming journey on tiktok. So far no one has called me ugly or fat. That’s a win for a girl don’t you think!! I sell paintings on the side and am a librarian. I can play piano. I can swim half an Olympic length underwater. I can play tennis. I smoke cigarettes still. I’m a fun time. I’m amazing at fake laughing at men’s jokes. I’m tall and surprisingly strong. I’ve worked in kitchens and one time i was fully hit by a car in my whole body. I sell paintings that I paint and I upload my piano music to Spotify anonymously and it does kind of well. I can’t ride a bike. I write scripts/am developing a video game. I have written for New York magazine and the big issue. Just hire me what have you got to loose.